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The Pumpkin house Kinova, West Virginia 


Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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The internet’s gonna explode with all these celeb nudes coming out in one day

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"I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me."
Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino 
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